My Partner In Life

April 25, 2009 Drafts

I thought i would take some time to introduce my dearest friend,  partner, and flawless companion.

Anextiomarus Rose was born in New Hampshire, August 2006.  Anextiomarus is the name of  a celtic sun ‘god’.   Although i am rather uncomfertable with the rock hard masculinity of his name, my precious friend Anextimarus Rose is biologically male. Luckily,  the feline spirit is the essence of, Anextiomarus Rose was not rescued from a shelter per se. I rescued him from him from a pet store.   Although we at HAIL ess never condone such behavior, I meditated next to a river for a week, and on the last day, the goddess appeared to mein the form of a butterfly, and i knew that Anextiomarus Rose and i were destined to be together.

utopia21 This is an artistic rendering of what it was like the first time i saw Anextiomarus Rose, except that he was kitten, not the fullgrown fantastically hansome beast you see in ths picture.


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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Hail Dess&hellip  |  April 27, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    […] only way this meal could have been improved upon was if the restaurant had allowed my life partner, Anextiomarius Rose join […]

  • 2. The Enchanted Forest of L&hellip  |  April 28, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    […] for me, My life partner is Feline.  My Darling Anextiomarus Rose would never judge for me any of my bold feminist […]

  • 3. emily  |  May 3, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    I love you lauren! =)

  • 4. emily  |  May 3, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    your beast is a glory to behold. To be present in his sophistication is the 8th wonder in the world.

  • 5. Caticornagusus « Ha&hellip  |  May 20, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    […] of which is that beyond his status as my dearest friend, partner in life, and confidant, he is also what is known as a shape-shifting […]

    • 6. luna  |  July 20, 2009 at 8:35 pm

      i have a cat to her name is pepper shes my bestie 🙂

  • 7. tears at the dentist; a h&hellip  |  February 23, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    […] was a terrible message from my cat sitter. I had foolishly entrusted my most beloved creature, Axeotomarious Rose, My feline Life Partner to the care of a biological male human. (I never leave axotomarius rose alone, not for a moment) In […]

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