Ocean Board Dancing

May 22, 2009 Drafts

A part of me is feeling a strange new desire, a powerful yearning, a vibrant and intense yen.  It is to step onto a surf board, and sail through the waves.    Well, i suppose i would have to paddle out to the waves, then step onto the surfboard, etc.

This is traditionally called “Surfing”, but I choose to call it “Ocean Board Dancing”.

I hesitate, I have certain reservations.  I am concerned that the surfboard acts a flat phallus, plunging and probing through the majesty of mother nature’s wet waves.  Does the ocean dislike the sensation of the surfboard? Does the phallic metaphor  damage the Sea’s unconscious inner child?

Also, i don’t like the idea of the sun tan lotion i would be obligated to wear polluting the ocean.

Does anyone know any surfing G*ddess worshipers?  I’ve meditated on this all morning, and the Dess has not yet given me a clear response.

Dess BLESS

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  • 1. mariawatts  |  May 22, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    This sounds like you are needing some serious one on one time with The Mighty Dolphin. I have a feeling She has all the answers to the questions and concerns of this post.

    Hail Dess!

  • 2. Lauren  |  May 22, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    ugggggggggggh, as always Priestess Maria, you are SOOOO right


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