Dolphin Penis

June 11, 2009 Drafts

Recently, a fellow goddess friend of mine asked me a very difficult question.  How do we, as Goddess worshipers, fully worship the might dophin if many of them have a penis?  Or as my dear friend so crudely put it, “how do we deal with dolphin dong?”

I for one, think we should pretend that male dolphins don’t have  penises and leave it at that.   If you have any other suggestions, please comment, because the Goddess has been vague with me on this one.

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  • 1. Diana Goddess of the Hunt  |  June 11, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Outta sight, outta mind, right?

  • 2. Diana Goddess of the Hunt  |  June 13, 2009 at 3:25 am

    The dolphin penis is not really a penius at all, my dears. You see, just like our glorious clitorides (plural of clitoris), the dolphin’s member stays sleekly inside, unless it is enticed to come out. Unlike the uncivil Penis, who parades through the neighborhood whether he’s welcome or not, the Clitoris elegantly enters the crowd when she’s welcome. Similarly, the male dolphin clit (or “dolphin dong” as you so vulgarly referred to it), only enters salt water when is in asked to come out and play.


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