Breast-Cakes!!

July 31, 2009 Drafts

I am surely not a person who eats refined white sugars, but yesterday, at a bake and craft sale(all proceeds went to the Save The Sea Otter fund) i was absolutely floored by these beautiful pastries!!

I bought two, and quickly devoured both of them. Than i worried that having eaten was tantamount to an act of misogynistic  violence against womyn.  Torn betwix thrusting my finger down my throat to vomit, or returning to the table and begging the baker to not allow anyone else to eat them, i proceeded to hyperventilate in the the bright and unforgiving sunshine.

At this, my weakest moment, the Goddess Appeared to me in a vision and whispered gently “go drink water my child, and breath deeply.” So I did.  I felt much better minutes later, when i discoverd there was a table selling handmade journals, with dolphins on the cover.

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  • 1. kitt  |  August 1, 2009 at 1:23 am

    i am glad that through acts of woymin love we could find and celebrate the goddess together. i am sure she will fogive you for your breif departure from beneath her volumnious skirts by eating refined deaMEN sugar, but she is forgiving of all her daughters.

  • 2. Lauren  |  August 1, 2009 at 3:23 am

    welcome to the sacred Goddess e-space Kittt!! All of your systers welcome you here with open arms, and hairy armpits


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